Friday, February 5, 2010

Alicia and I have wrapped up the loveliest visit. Great, productive energy during our meeting sessions, and lots of good gabbing and yummy meals between times. I have a lot of catch-up to manage, but I've already started sorting through the answers to the embellished sentence exercise, and I expect to be able to flesh that out later today. I hope!

In the meantime, here's a little funny a friend sent to me. (Hi, Angie!) It seems to belong on the front page of the blog. :D

On my 66th birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for ErectileDysfunction. After being persuaded, I drove to the reservation, handed my ticket to the medicine man and wondered what would happen next..

The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to me, and with a grip on my shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3.'

'When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."

I was encouraged. As I walked away, I turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

I was very eager to see if it worked so I went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited my wife to join me in the bedroom. When she came in, I took off my clothes and said, "1-2-3!"

Immediately, I was the manliest of men. My wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition. One could end up with a dangling, er, participle.


Theresa Milstein said...

This would've been a great joke to include in the preposition section of, When you Catch an Adjective, Kill It by Ben Yagoda.

Natalie Hatch said...

Great one, I will use this with my crit partners.

Anonymous said...

love it, lol!

Dave Shaw said...

I imagine that this little tale of woe would have a much stronger effect on the male of the species than the female. Just a suspicion, of course.

Genella deGrey said...

GAWD, how I needed that laugh!

Pauline Allan said...

That was so cute!

Eva Gale said...


Leona said...

lol lol