I'm collecting dangling modifiers again! The more fun the better. Can you all contribute examples you find (suitably disguised if you want)?
Here's one I just saw!
John gave her a furious look as she strode forward, eyes raking her face and back.
Dangling modifier, check!
Violent body parts, check!
Impossible physical positioning, check!
Many elements (like "as she strode forward") are portable. We can put that "As" clause at the start of the sentence and get rid of the dangler at least (because then at least it's clearer that it's his eyes doing the raking).
That of course won't fix the murderous body parts, and the fact that her face and back are apparently on the same side of her body. But I'm not a miracle-worker here, people!
Dangling examples, please!