Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Modern Grammarian

Pretty cold, when I can look at a headline like:

Woman hit by stray bullet doing the dishes


And think, "That's a great dangling participle!"




Susan Helene Gottfried said...

Yeah, and here's me, thinking that's one talented bullet! I didn't know they could wash dishes!

Laura Hughes, MittensMorgul said...

I had the same thought as Susan. Maybe we all need therapy or something. Or maybe the world needs to stop dangling participles in front of us like that!

Edittorrent said...

With you there! I mean, murder is a crime, sure, but dangling a participle is a hanging offense. :)

Stina said...

I wonder if stray bullets clean bathrooms, too. :)