I'm not sure if this was penned by Murphy or Murray, but either way, it deserves a spot on the front page. From the comments --
Ode To ‘T’ The quasi Seussarian:D
Working Title: WTF in Publishing
Fakery - Fuckery,
What can I say?
People work hard to screw up my day.
There’s the agent who lies,
The author that denies -
with me in the middle all knowing and wise.:D
Fakery, fuckery what can I say?
If you pull it on me - I’ll fuck up YOUR day!
Thanks to the person in the burka.